Dinosaur Cage Fighting

This is in honor of my 5yr old who is our resident Paleontologist and has been known to live in character of some of his favorite dinos. Scary as it may seem, he has the walk/hop, the screech, and the retracted short arm thing of the Velociraptor down to a tee. So, needless to say, our home transforms into the Cretaceous period on just about a daily basis. He was given a free dino poster of a T-Rex while in a Maui shark tooth shop for his extensive, unprovoked knowledge of earth's first bird and many others. Do you know the name of earth's first bird? Hint: it starts with an A. Yeah, to hell with it! My money is on the kid.

So, The Question Is, How Long Could You Last Chained To A Bunkbed With A Velocirator??
( I lasted 1min 45 seconds )

I could survive for 1 minute, 22 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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Tony