News Flash:
Osama Bin Laden has been caught, the economy is back, home prices are rising at a record rate, companies are on every corner begging people to come to work for them at outrageously high wages never heard of with extra benefits. And I am going to get more than a 5 minute window for a bit of monkey loving with my wife before one of the kids comes knocking on the door.
ME- " Go away, I am teaching your mom some new Taekwondo moves." Blah, blah, blah, whatever.....Save it.
So, let's get this over with. April fools is, well, for fools. There... I said it. And yes, I said it with my "outdoor voice". Yes, when you were 11 and the teacher did the whole,
"Surprise! You have a math test today.... April Fools!"
That was ok. But if you are over the age of 11 and are crafting some lame ass April Fools prank, stop. Don't. It just makes you look more sophomoric than you already are. But have an awesome day. Happy Birthday Angie.
2 comments:
Oh, No!!! More monkey-lovin' with Tony!?!?! ;-)
(And, yes, I agree. True monkey sex takes way more than five minutes to accomplish.)
Awesome.
My 6-year-old was so depressed when the day was done.
He pretended he was asleep in the morning - "April Fools Mama!!"
He pretended there was a knock on the front door - "April Fools!"
He pretended that Daddy emptied the trash can - "April Fools!"
Just between you and me, I KNEW the last one was a joke ;-).
I think I enjoyed his little evil genius even more than he did.
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