Perky Flight Attendant: "Don't worry sir, I know we are 55 min late this evening, but maybe the pilots can make up some time in the air."
Me: "Yeah, it would be nice to be in the air to start making up that time, as I have a 25 min connection window in SLC."
Perky Flight Attendant: "Can I get you some peanuts?"
Me: "Ugh. No thanks, I hear there is a salmonella scare right now involving peanuts. How about some Valium."
I made my connection by making my own version of the Hertz commercial, and got home at mid-night. But I am safe and sound. Gotta love business travel.
8 comments:
whoa! scary! both pics...hehe
Too Funny! And yes, peanuts and booze and a flight? Am I missing something? Ah, yes the fear of a crash!
I'll leave the business travel to you!
glad you made it back home to us all, safe and sound! i am hoping to GOD those were only representations of the events instead of the ACTUAL flight attendant and de-iced plane!
My daughter came home and told me about this Salmonella scare and made us rid of all the nutter-butters and the ritz crackers with p.b. so we wouldn't "DIE!" Glad you're safe and made your connection.
whew. glad you made it safely!
Glad you made it safely!!!
What no peanuts!? Did you want to punch her?! =)
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